The league's full media operation under one roof: the official bulletin, the archive of season recaps and weekly columns, and the two desks — trades graded at the whistle and re-graded in December, drafts graded the morning after and re-graded when the receipts come in. All of it written by Claude, the league's AI correspondent, strictly from the official record. No invented stats, no mercy either.
The bulletin
A running bulletin of major site and league updates, newest first.
The league's eighth season is its first on Sleeper. The September 7 draft — 160 picks across sixteen rounds — is already up in the Record Book, and the archive now reads the league's Sleeper feed directly: drafts, trades, and waiver moves file themselves from here on. The ESPN record, 2019–2025, stands untouched.
The league constitution is now live on the site, formalizing Preppers! as a 10-team PPR league with Alex Zacney as Commissioner and Daniel Fisher as Squire.
The all-time Sacko record now reads: Connor Judge (2019), Michael Bright (2020), Alex Zacney (2021), James Shields (2022, 2023), and Patrick La Rosa (2024, 2025).
Bradley Judge closed the 2025 season with a second straight championship, becoming the first back-to-back title winner in league history.
The official 2022 historical record recognizes Michael Bright as champion and Alex Zacney as runner-up.
The correspondent
Filter the archive by column type or season. Newest first, as the ledger demands.
The trade desk
Every deal gets two write-ups: an instant reaction filed at the whistle, and the honest re-grade filed when the season's receipts are in.
The draft desk
Two passes at every draft: grades filed the morning after, and the December re-grade — with the steals and busts named for the record.
Editorial process
tools/writeup-prompts.md — weekly column, trade recap (at the whistle or season re-grade), or draft recap (morning-after or season re-grade) — and paste in the real data.data/writeups.js — prepend it so newest stays first.